";Since you're the delegate from Kansas
Will you kindly take the floor
And tell us what Kansas is thinking
And what is Kansas for?";
";Well Kansas is for the farmer
We stand behind the little man
And we need a firehouse in Topeka
So help us if you can";
";I see the delegate from Utah
Our friendly Beehive State
How can we help you, Utah?
How can we make you great?";
";Well, we got to irrigate our deserts