Welcome
To our sanguinary sect of worship.
Feel at home in our black conventicle,
As we anathematize
All those who oppose us.
Don't summon the devil,
Don't call the priest,
If you need the strength,
The conjuring, (Obey!!!)
Behold! The flames rise
From the compass' cardinal points.
Burn the sacred oil,
And, with the ashes you'll anoint.
Arrange the symbols,
Of the wizard, and, magician.
Light the candles,
Place the parchment paper in position.
Between its leaves place
The lash from a black cat's eye,
A straw of a broom,
Fold, and, burn, and, centralize,
(Repeat)
I am the devil's advocate,
A salesman, if you will.
You know my name.
I met your father years ago,
Gave him what he'd please.
He called my name, you'll do the same.
I'm claiming what is mine by right,