Last night I told you I loved you, woke up blamed it on the vodka
I generally thought I was dying
And I could see that smile you were hiding
Last night I told you I need you, that's the last time I drink tequila
To the lemon and the side kick sulkin,
I start crying and verbally assaulting
Last night I asked you to marry me, that's when I remembered the brandy
I wake up and claim I didn't say it, I'm screwed if I ever wake up in Vegas
Wish I could stop and I'm not joking
Drinking too much and socially smoking
Wish I could stop and start to behave and wake up
In the morning and never miss a day again
Last night police had to frisk me, in the cells thanks to Bell's fine whiskey
I think I've said too much like, do you like my bracelets? Oh wait they're handcuffs!
Last night I said I want your babies! Forget the ice it's not nice to drink baileys
Bleurgh! I drank so much that I forget what everything embarassing things that I say next
He said I got on one knee, and there's no way
Unless, I've been drinking, oh wait! Roseys!
Sailor Jerry's why'd ya think I'd drunk a ship full
Please please please, someone provide me a disprore
Last night I called you a loser, I think that was after flaming sambuca
I shouted at you 'do me a favor' and that's when I fell off the pavement
Wish I could stop and I'm not joking
Drinking too much and socially smoking
Wish I could stop and start to behave and then wake up
In the morning and never miss a day again
Cause I'd love to learn when to shut my mouth
Wake up in the morning and be in my own house
Do one last shot and know when to stop
No more photos on facebook of me doing the robot
Know when to leave and when to lock my front door
Stop waking up in trees and in a bed full of people
Sitting in a cupboard with my weird bestfriend
But I'm only young so I'm not gonna pretend I wish I
Could stop cause I'm not joking
I love drinking too much and socially smoking
I don't really want to learn to behave, Amen
And I'm just missing another day again