(Lips, Reiner, Allison, Dickson)
Gotta new lover
Better take cover
Got some advice
You'd better think twice
Arrow's in the quiver
When you're ready to deliver
Weenie wrap
To collect the sap
Stretch and Seal a meal
It just don't feel real
12 or 24 to the pack
Find them on the drugstore rack
Chorus:
Safe sex
If I abstain
I'll go insane
Safe sex
Give me sleaze
And not disease
Electro-tested for tears and leaks
Lubricated prophylactic sheiks
Get it up, get it on!
yank it, crank it