(with Sarah)
[Both: x3]
I'm getting paid,
500 dollars, I have a dog
And now I bet you're really mad
And I bet you're really sad 'cause
[Christina (Sarah):]
Oh butter snap (Snap!) I lost my dolphin hat
I like making mac n cheese
While flying overseas
One moment please
Have to sneeze
[Sarah:]
"God bless you"
Hey hey
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
A crocodile ate my sock
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
I wish my pillow could talk
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
A giant toad flying through the air
Ooh ooh ooh ooh
It got stuck in Christina's hair
[Christina:]
Let me hear you say
[Both: x2]
I'm getting paid,
500 dollars, I have a dog
And now I bet you're really mad
And I bet you're really sad 'cause
[Sarah - But both on 2-3: x4]
Cookie make my tongue go numbah
Cookie make my tongue go numb
Cookie make my tongue go numbah
Numbah numbah numbah all day longah
[Both: x5]
There's a purple mushroom in my backyard
And it's screaming taco taco-o-os
[Christina:]
Do I smell cheese or is that a fly
I don't know why I smell a fly
[Both:]
Two, three, four
I'm getting paid,
500 dollars, I have a dog
And now I bet you're really mad
And I bet you're really sad 'cause
[Sarah:]
I'm getting paid,
500 dollars, I have a dog
And now I bet you're numbah numbah
Numbah all day longah
[Both: x2]
I'm getting paid,
500 dollars, I have a dog
And now I bet you're really mad
And I bet you're really sad 'cause
[Sarah:]
Oh my gosh
Oh my gosh
My gosh
[Christina:]
Sarah I stepped on a cornflake
And now I'm officially a cereal killer
Even butlers with the heaviest English accent
Fear the master sword
[Sarah:]
Well tickle my toes and call me slappy
If elves were real
I'd want one to
Whisper tiny little secrets into my ear
And live on my shoulder
[Christina:]
Grandma, this is a cat.
[Sarah:]
Not a horse.