First things first I'm a white chick
[Random kid:] Wait,what?
[Iggy:] The whole world was confused when they learned this
[Random kid:] She's not black?
[Iggy:] And I sound just like Nicki Minaj if she swallowed down testosterone pills mixed with hot sauce
[Random kid:] True.
[Iggy:] If you wanna get rap famous
Heh!
Act dirty South and heh like this:
Heh!
Parody a movie like
Clueless and then shake your abnormally large for white girl hips
[Random kid:] You a fake, give Nicki her style back!
[Random kid:] You look like Gwen Stefani had sex with Riff Raff
[Iggy:] You be trippin' got that hood swag
[The class:] You're from Australia! Stop acting black!
[Charli:] No one knows me just some random chick they found on the street to sing this obnoxious chorus.
My name's Charli.
No I am not Lorde!
We just look the same.
[Random kid:] I am a huge fan of Royals!
[Charli:] I am not Lorde!
[Iggy:] I said make a music vid based on the film Clueless
It's the most time I've spent in school
The truth is I am retarded, High school I Departed
That's why my tweets are ignorant and racist garbage
If you're Asian fix your weird eyes
Mexicans are dirty and wide.
And I swear meant that there so much
I'm gonna tweet two more times
If you don't speak English, Eat shit
All the black people get arrested speaking of which
I look like Marion Wayans from the flick: White chicks
Now tell me Who dat, who dat
that is half and half
From the waist up I am White,
but from the ass down I'm black
I be that I-C-C-Y wrote it with crayon
I can't spell because my IQ is negative ten
[Charli:] Just like Iggy
I'm stupid also.
Think there's a highway from LA to Tokyo?
[Teacher:] There's an ocean
[Charli:] Can you drive on it?
[Teacher:] You must be jokin' this is why they tell kids to go to college.
[Iggy:] Who-who-who-who dat? Who dat?
[Teacher:] I-G-G-Y
That is your name, spell that!
[Iggy:] I-E-G-I?
[Teacher:] No! Spell that,spell that!
[Iggy:] H-R-T-5?
[Teacher:] Noooooooooooo o-o-o!
[Iggy:] Who-who-who dat, who dat?
[Teacher:] Albert Einstein!
[Iggy:] Who dat? Who dat?
[Teacher:] You're kidding me, right?
[Iggy:] Who-who-who-who dat, who dat?
[Teacher:] I told you three times!
How the hell are you so goddamn slow?