Ye, ye, ye, ye, yea.
Woo, let's go!
Come my lady, come come my lady.
I am the MVP but you can't trade me.
Hate me or love me I spit greatly.
F*ckin the track up, my town is crazy.
I'll be back on the beat, back like the rear seat reclined
And now I'm puttin' up my feet.
Heat is what I produce like rubbin' Flint
Punches got you seeing two like double mint.
I'm just trying to cop a dub and split a dutch open.
Fill it with that Mary Jane and start smokin'.
Rollin' that sh*t up and get blasted,
Smellin' so good in a bag, it's orgasmic.
Drop rhythms, pop pills till I'm trippin'
So high that my feet are liften off the ground like a magician.
Since I started flippin' I just never stopped spittin'.
Now I am a brain surgeon to these pediatricians.
Stay with me, lay once down and say twisted.
Keep my people closer than fingers in a mitten.
Verbal ammunition and you know I'm never missin'.
More fly than, Dancer, Cupid, Donnor and Blitzin.
I am Christian, last name is Webster.
Tear down the rap game insane and clever.
Buzzed off the cocaine,untamed as ever.
Come down harder than rain, spit flames for pleasure.
The X I got won't find you treasure,
It'll leave you rollin' so hard, you'll leave in a stretcher.
Better than all these clowns, sh*t I'm blastin' off,
I am the next, better Asher Roth.
With an unheard flow, I'm original,
CT Criminal, any opposition? Minimal.
Get up in your face, not a message is subliminal.
Battle with me, simply is not winnable.
I am the pinnacle of white raps
Since I started to write tracks
Blowing up knuckles and fight back, I like that.
I might blast off to the moon, smokin piff for a night,
Capped off, so light that.
Puff puff pass till you fall on your ass.
Quicker than silver and more fast than the flash.
Gas, I'ma go kill em with flow while they're ready to go.
Have me out easily, so bro,
You know you can't rap with me.
You're about as hard as a virgin daiquiri.
Spit some sh*t, swear to god I was black, yah see.
But I'm a white boy outta the academy.
I master beats, who could spit it after me.
So if you're looking for the best b*tch
Ask for me. I'm a youngster,
The next rap from the rug like bow wow
If he was white and on drugs.
And if his tracks didn't suck, but they does
So I'ma be a whole lot better than he was.
I'm buzzed, you'll know that he's bad,
Like Amy Winehouse before the rehab.
Poppin' 3 tabs I'm mad like Doc Jeckyll.
Bump up the base line and you know I rock treble.
Number one hip hop rebel.
You know what I meant,
Illest MC of European decent.
Holla, I'm nice, I'm nice,
Oh, whoa whoa, let's go.