Yeah, okay
I got high and wrote this song in like 45 minutes
Ha, what's good?
Check it, hey
I'ma go ahead and do my thang
You just gotta let me off the chain
I'm off the chain
Off the chain
You just gotta go and let me off the chain
I'm off the chain
I'm like a rap star
Minus the money and the record deal
B*tch I'm whippin' in a piece of crap car
But I don't give a f*ck
'Cause I spit it mad hard
You could inspect my lyrics
Never find a bad bar
I'm in my backyard rollin' chronic
Rap brolic
Artists like Jack Pollock
Drop sh*t so sick I need an antibiotic
I'm an otter and I'll crack you like the shell of a mollusk
Oh my God it's Webby with a machete
Ready to go after both Jason and Freddy
I am deadly like a black mamba
Sippin' Odwalla mixed with vodka
Runnin' sh*t like the Godfather
So call me Corleone
I'm rollin' with 40 homies
And you could hold the camera
Come watch your shorty bone me
Write verses in 5 minutes
Like off of the brain
So ask anybody b*tch
They'll say I'm off of the chain, hey
I'ma go ahead and do my thang
You just gotta let me off the chain
I'm off the chain
Off the chain
You just gotta go and let me off the chain
I'm off the chain
I'm the next big thing incase you couldn't tell
Give me one mother f*cker who'd say I wouldn't sell
I'm good and well
Here in the underground
Unsigned hype
Dude I don't f*ck around
And see I'm buzzin' now, all over internets
Webby's on the web
You're behind if you haven't clicked it yet
I'm shootin' free throws
All you people miss the net
I'm off the chain b*tch like an evicted pet
Get it?
'Cause if a pet got evicted it, uh, wouldn't have a leash on...
Eh, forget it
I'm twisted
Roll it up, hit it
I'm so f*ckin' dope they should put me on exhibit
'Cause you know I rip it
Every day spittin' more
More magic than any Slytherin or Gryffindor
Dumbledore, steppin' in feelin' like the principle
Don't need a body guard
Webby is invincible
My light isn't dimmable
But I'ma push 'em to the back
Like I hired 'em as actors
I'll put 'em in a cast
With punches that be flyin' at speeds above fast
So retrace your foot prints, b*tch step back, what
I'ma go ahead and do my thang
You just gotta let me off the chain
I'm off the chain
Off the chain
You just gotta go and let me off the chain
I'm off the chain
Off the chain
You just got to go and let me off the chain
I'm off the chain
You just gotta let me off the chain
I walk in, they call me the kid like Billy
Crushin' Keystones all night get silly
Let's throw down at beer pong 'cause b*tch I'm illy
Hit six cups then I re-rack 'em like Willy
I am a Gremlin
And I rhyme, never endin'
Stay gettin' high,
Got no time for descendin'
People give me praises any time I get mentioned
Even though my skin's whiter than the belly of a penguin
I need an intervention before I go brain dead
With a pencil is the only time I aim lead
But me and your girl gon' wake up in the same bed
Wiping her mouth claiming she never even gave head
I'll murder K-Fed, and hit Britney up
Oh, you got two kids? I don't give a f*ck
She said hit me one more time so I hit it up
Lohan, I got a Trojan
Come here you little slut
So messed up, lookin' for a pair of
Double D's, please, step to me
I f*ckin' dare ya
Got em seein' double
No Tia and Tamera
'Cause I hit 'em like bam,
I don't need a Margera
I'ma go ahead and do my thang
You just gotta let me off the chain
I'm off the chain
Off the chain
You just gotta go and let me off the chain
I'm off the chain
Off the chain
You just gotta go and let me off the chain
I'm off the chain
You just gotta let me off the chain
You just gotta let me off the chain