Here's my story, it's sad but true.
Yeah right.
Yeah! You see I love women.
But I can't pick just one,
And like
I'm sure I'll settle down one day.
But I'm young, right?
I'm just trying to have a good time.
Living in the moment and what not.
You could call me a dog,
But everybody else calls me Chris Webby.
Haha, naw mean?
Yeah, yeah.
It seems like every week I get some girlie's number in my phone
Bring her home, make her scream, make her yell, make her moan.
I'm a dog, always looking for somewhere to put a bone.
On my honorod sh*t, b*tches looking like Sloane.
I'm an animal, off the chain, I had to cut loose.
And judging on how you're dressed, you're tryin' to f*ck boo.
You'll never hear me uttering about I love you,
I just really want to see them panties dropping to your Ugg boots.
It ain't my fault your girlfriend sweats me.
She'll be getting back to you, right after she's left me.
And I ain't putting rose petals on your bed sheets.
Romance ain't my thing, you should've known that when you met me.
Am what I am, and I'll be it to my death.
Got a thing for brunettes, with tats, and big breasts.
So if you at the plate don't worry who's on deck.
Hate the game, not the player, Ma.
And then she make me say…
Whoa oh...
You see my life's good where it ought to be.
All I gotta do is spit game and slaughter beats.
And I know you'll probably tell your whole sorority,
Just don't expect my phone to answer when you're calling me.
I'm a son of a gun, check the paternity test.
Always chugging on a 40 and burning the best.
Unzippering your jeans while you kiss on my neck.
Oh you're a good girl? Psh, then it's on to the next.
I like a bad chick, just give her the chance.
While I try to figure out how you fit in those pants.
'Cause I'm partial to any exotic biddie
Looking like Mila Kunis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
On the road every night, it's unique.
Saw you right across the party and I like what I see.
Oh you're daddy's little girl? Well tonight you a freak.
She grab my hand and brought me right upstairs
And then she make me say…
Whoa oh...
(Like we always do)
Now everybody now!
Whoa oh...