[Verse 1:]
Here's to the Mondays!
Watching all the cars on the freeway,
I ain't got a thing to do.
Can I sit here next to you?
And oh oh oh!
Yeah, I kinda wish I got paid,
‘Cause my card got maxed out yesterday.
Could you give me a shot,
And I'll work with what I got.
Not a dollar in my pocket
But I rock it like I ain't broke,
You know?
[Chorus:]
Here's to us, uh-oh!
Here's to us!
Here's to us, uh-oh!
Here's to never winning first place!
Here's to crying on your birthday!
Here's to every single heartbreak!
Here's to us!
Here's to us!
[Verse 2:]
Here's to the mistakes!
Somehow they always drop you in the right place.
So, let's go another round,
Till the sky is falling down.
And we'll laugh at all the shakers and movers,
Now who's the loser?
What a joke!
[Chorus:]
Here's to us, uh-oh!
Here's to us!
Here's to us, uh-oh!
Here's to never winning first place!
Here's to crying on your birthday!
Here's to every single heartbreak!
Here's to us!
Here's to us!
[Verse 3]
I'm a player, I'm a hater,
But I swear, you would never know,
‘Cause I got a smile on.
I'm an ex-con
That just got off parole.
Could've been a contender, a pretender,
Like Brando play the role.
But I'm not, so what? And that's just how it goes.
[Chorus:]
Here's to us, uh-oh!
Here's to us!
Here's to us, uh-oh!
Here's to never winning first place!
Here's to crying on your birthday!
Here's to all the bad first dates!
Here's to every single heartbreak!
Here's to raining on your own parade!
Here's to showing up anyway!
Here's to us!
Here's to us!
Here's to the Mondays!