[verse 1]
you told me i owe you money
and that i ruined your party
i don’t remember that
you’re getting nothing back
you told me i peed on the carpet
and then i broke your mother’s vase
well, my memory must have failed me
cause i ain’t ever seen your face
[chorus 1]
i don’t remember that
i don’t remember that
you’re getting nothing back
i don’t remember that
[verse 2]
i don’t remember no sad faces
i don’t recall a quiet night
i really felt like i nailed it
like usual, i’m ???
so don’t accuse me of being rude
or making myself look like an -ss
i don’t believe you speak the truth
cause i don’t remember it like that
i don’t remember that
[chorus 2]
i don’t remember that
you’re getting nothing back
i don’t remember that
i don’t remember that
you’re getting nothing back
[verse 3]
it’s nice to meet you, what’s your name?
i got a feeling that we met before
you told me that we went to dinner
i got too drunk and puked on the floor
well, that doesn’t sound like something i’d do
you gotta check your f-ckin’ facts
you’re mixing me up with some other dude
i don’t remember none of that
[chorus 3]
i don’t remember that
i don’t, i don’t
you’re getting nothing back
i don’t remember that
i don’t remember that
[outro]
i don’t remember
i don’t remember, i don’t remember none of it
how could i have done it if i don’t remember doing it?
huh?
you tell me that if you’re so f-ckin’ smart
i don’t remember that