met her at a hotel, somewhere up north
she asked if i was into new things, i said “of course!”
so we went down to what she said was her home
next thing you know i had something that looked like a cigarette
hanging out the left corner of my mouth
and i asked her “is this a normal cigarette?”
she’s like, she asked me “don’t you feel it yet?”
i pondered on the question for a minute
i made a gesture with my hands to let her know i was into it
then i was distracted by a strange white figure
standing right behind me, breathing down my neck
i got a hot flash and sweat
she asked me once again “don’t you feel it yet?”
and i, i said “feel, feel what?”
and then i said something along the lines of
ah!
feels
upside brain
feel a little not alright
sometimes when i think i’m okay
i hands down form the size a little, backwards!
now two to three minutes later i looked down at my phone
and realized i had been there for two weeks
i stood up and told her “its about time for me to leave”
she looked back at me and said “is that something you truly believe?”
i looked down and was horrified to realize my legs had been replaced by four wooden pegs
i was in absolutely no pain
but i felt a little uncomfortable about how comfortable i now imagined it would be to sit down upon my body
and at that point it was obvious
i’d transformed into a piece of furniture
i tried to confront her
i opened my pillow and asked her “what the f-ck was in that cigarette?!”
she looked back at me and asked “do you feel it yet”
life is a little circular, from the noose, square, rectangular form is what my mind decided. i said something i didn’t mean when i… similar to your s-s-s-s-s… haircut that i thought was a little inappropriate before. told me i was a little ups- backwards