Okay, so Max, tell me what happens when you die.
Mmm, mmm, oh, oh, I know! Your soul leaves it's body and starts rising to the sky. You go past the clouds, past space, past the universe, and then you get to the gates of heaven. Then, the pearly gates open and you walk inside, and you see everyone that died, like grandma, Mrs. Lynch, and 2Pac, and Biggie! Um... Oh! Oh! And you see a mountain, a-a big, big, big, big mountain, w-w-with a line that goes on forever and ever and a-and a circle that looks like something very very uh... tippy top! And then you get in the back of the line and you start waiting and waiting and waiting, and then you wait some more, and more, and more, and more, and more, and more, and more. Heheh. Then you get closer, and closer, and closer, until you're next in line! And when it's finally your turn, you wake up from your dream because God isn't fucking real.
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