(A. Moore, J.N. Fisher)
M-M-M-M-My Dad's a drunk
My My Mom is a skitzo
My Dad's a drunk
My my mom is a skitzo
Dad's a drunk
My mom is a skitzo
I am a drunk and I am a skitzo
My son's a punk
My daughter's a lezbo
My unc's a drunk
I can't make my mind up
Why don't it just fade away
F-F-F-Fade away
F-F-F-Fade away
Ooo-oo-Oh Fade away
Fah Fah Fade away
T-T-T-T-Tah turn the page
My bro's my fo
My nice is a morfo
My wife's a freak
My husband's a psycho
My sister's a whore
I can't take it no more
I got bad luck
But wait there's more
My aunt's a bitch
My cuzz is a fuckup
My aunt's a bitch
My cuzz is a fuckup
My aunt's a bitch
My cuzz is a fuckup
My aunt's a bitch
My cuzz is a fuckup
My aunt's a bitch
My cuzz is a fuckup
My aunt's a bitch
My cuzz is a fuckup
My aunt's a bitch
My cuzz is a fuckup
....C-C-Ah C'mon
Why can't they just
Straighten up
SSSSSSAh Straighten up
SSSSSSAh Straighten up
---------Sah Straighten up
---------Sah Straighten up
SSSSSSAh Straighten up
SSSSSSAh Straighten up
All because my dad's a drunk
My mom is a skitzo