(Retractions)
We wrote a record ten years ago
(Retractions)
But there were some things we didn't know
(Retractions)
We were cocky and we were young
(Retractions)
Now we need to write a retraction song
If you try to write a record in less than a day
With a handle of whiskey, you're gonna make some mistakes
(Retractions)
I got Stryper and Styx confused
(Retractions)
"New Orleansy" got me in trouble (me too)
(Retractions)
Todd's from Alabama, let's make that clear
(Retractions)
But chickens still have hair
If you try to write a record in less than a day
With a handle of whiskey, you're gonna make some mistakes
(Retractions)
Steve Slater, I read your book
(Retractions)
Yeah, I intend to read that book
(Retractions)
We should do more research, it's true
(Retractions)
But in the meantime, here's "Buddies II"
We wrote another record in less than a day, so here's a preemptive apology
(Retractions)
2020