Jackie is a punk Judy is a runt
They both went down to Berlin, joined the Ice Capades
And oh, I don't know why Oh, I don't know why
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Second verse, same as the first Jackie is a punk Judy is a runt
They both went down to Berlin, joined the Ice Capades
And oh, I don't know why Oh, I don't know why
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah
Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah Perhaps they'll die, oh yeah