Doe prescribes me Tylenol Three
Because I fell and hurt my knee
I've been taken them a fucken week
Since then I've taken many leaks
Inside my stomach I feel a lump
I want to take a shit from my rump
I lie here and I'm constipated
Last time I shit is now outdated
Here I sit broken hearted
I tried to shit but I only farted
I miss the fucken burning sensation
But all I feel is constipation
I need to take some fucken Ex-Lax