Willy Jackson, Stanley Davies, Spencer Cliss
Rosita Delicious, Sandy Hooker
No money
You Telly, Lilly
And you Willy
Think I'm just another fool
Spilky Skuller, Spencer Cliss
Think I am a little freak
Willy Jackson, all the others
Think I am a little weak
Snoopy Slender, Random Toxy
Think I don't know where to go
My reaction if I meet them
Is just ho ho ho
No money
You Telly, Lilly
And you Willy
Think I'm just another fool
Jackson Wallace, Smady Menko
Think I am a little freak
Rosita Delicious, Sammy Schmaltz
Think I am too weak
Snoopy Slender, Random Toxy
Think I don't know where to go
My reaction if I meet them
Is just ho ho ho
No money
You Telly, Lilly
And you Willy
Think I'm just another fool
Thank you very very much ladies and gentlemen