(Difford/Tilbrook)
I knew that I had drunk too much
I had passed my drink degree
I climbed into my rented car
I was happy as could be
Then I pulled out of the driveway
And the lights began to blur
Within a mile the car was stopped
By a police officer - she said
";Did you see the light was red?
Did you see the light at all?";
Then I fell into her open arm
And that's all that I recall
I knew that I had danced before
But it never made the news
Surprised to find my two left feet
In John Travolta's shoes
I hogged the space around a girl
I found so full of verve
Then I moved in slowly for the kill
And watched her body swerve,
She said ";did you know I'm not impressed
With the way you dance at all";
Then I fell into her open arms
And that's all that I recall
Blacked out and wasted
I had to be persuaded