Runnin' down a purple shallow, goin' down somewhere
Goin' down the alleyway, lookin' for a dead dog with a custard pie
I am looking for a dildo in the sky
And if I find it soon, I think I'll call the Menendez boys
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Think I'll call the Menendez boys
Turnin' on the TV setЁCЁChypnotic neon queen
Rollin' underwater in a green narcotic dream
Buy a big baseball bat, then call up the Rubberman
« In plastic frown, » blow up this town, think I'll call the Menendez boys
Chorus repeat x3
Coolin' out at Big 51, got a sleepin' bag and a new canteen
Shave my body of every hairЁCЁCrub me down with amphetamine
Jump back in my railЁCЁCpunchin' it I got spooked2
Remove tattoos, the Bel Air bluesЁCЁCthink I'll call the Menendez boys
Chorus repeat
Livin' on a crooked roadЁCЁClike a dust bowl refugee
Crawlin' on the freewayЁCЁCcleanin' my teeth with a barbecue comb
You can call me Sam, or you can bark my hole
And you can use my dick for a walkin' pole
« Slattery has his wakeЁCЁCa boomer in my stash »
An angle slide in BaltimoreЁCЁCTop 40 pederast
Everybody got another 'nother plan
Everybody got another 'nother land
Never never never never never never never!
Never never never!
Chorus repeat x4