I just made an enemy of someone I don't know
And they are upset about somethin' that I might have done
It really doesn't make much sense
I've got no statement in my defense
I know, no matter what, no matter who, no matter what I do
Somebody hates me (somebody hates me) and I hate somebody too
Did you misunderstand something that I did
Or was there one of my jokes that you didn't get
Or do you think you've got the way I think all figured out
What did I say, to make you feel I'm not cool now?
I know, no matter what, no matter who, no matter what I do