'm a two pack a day man, smoke like a fiend
Like a burned out bearing in a bad machine
l can't breath in the morning 'til l get myself a cigarette lit
l say dad blame anything a man can't quit
l'm a brand new newly-wed, married again
Nine times previous and this makes ten
l ought to be kicked so hard 'til l can hardly walk around or sit
l say dad blame anything a man can't quit
Still l keep it up, keep it up and do it all the time
Every now and then l make up my mind
To give it up, give it up, throw it away
l usually change my mind later on up in the day
l'm a two pack a day man, smoke like a fiend