G
It was a used car dealers' election
A
And the choice was rather small
D7
The boys agreed, ";it's the war we need,
G
So there's no president at all.";
G E
Here's to Nixon and Agnew
A
They are the stars of the stage and screen
D7
Not since Laurel and Hardy
G
Have I laughed so hard I screamed
I thought that Johnson was the devil
I thought we couldn't do no worse
Now the White House stands in Disneyland
This country must be under a curse
Here's to Nixon and Agnew
They are the stars of the stage and screen
Not since Laurel and Hardy
Have I laughed so hard I screamed
I dreamed that Nixon died of a suntan
There was only Spiro left