[Intro]
Yo, it's Scrooge... Scrooge
Scrooge is up in here...ho ho ho!!!
[Chorus]
I wish you a merry crucifixion, I wish you would get a new religion
I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new year
[Verse]
Jesus ain't nuttin but a corpse to me, who is he
Come over G and a pair of scrotums hangin off the tree
Choke the Messiah, chop off your member
And then I'll roast your nuts over an open fire
Your jiggolo's big piccolo stick'll grow
When I'm swappin spit with a hoe under the missile toe
Yo, I'll get under this chicks clothes
You'll be one dead slob after your neck's clogged with egg nog, choke
The night before Christmas, you're feelin the essence