I took her out
It was a fine night
I wore cologne
To get the feeling right
We started making out
And she took off my pants
But then i turned on the tv
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still amused by tv shows
What the fuck is add?
My friends say i should act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
Later on
On the drive home
I called her mom
From a payphone
I said i was the cops
And your husband's in jail
The state looks down on sodomy
And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And are still more amused by prank phone calls
What the fuck is call id?
My friends say i should act my age
What's my age again?
Where is my Asian friend?
And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're 23
And you still act like you're in freshman year
What the fuck is wrong with me?
My friends say i should act my age
What's my age again?
And that's about the time that she broke up with me
Noone should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in love
Why would you wish out on me?
I never wanna act my age
What's my age again?
What's my age again?
What's my age again?