Welcome folks, nice to see you nice
So come on down and pay the price
Your hearts desire for a moments thought
My winning grin is already bought
You can trust in me
(Chorus)
He's a living icon
The permanent smile upon his face
And the ever present tan
Feeds the golden times
Stamped on to the minds of a million different people
Game show host the king of lonely lives
Coffers swelling, here on top
Ratings rising, afraid to stop
It's the quiz of the week and the nation holds
It's breath and waits for what unfolds
You can trust in me
(Chorus)
Bad decision, game show host
The girl you're with has made the most
Of an offer made by an oily hack
Don't go away folks, we'll be right back
You can trust in me
(Chorus)
He's the fallen idol
The permanent frown upon his face
And the ever waning tan
Feeds the gossips lines
Stamped on to the minds of a million different people
Game show host the king of lonely lives
(Chorus)
By Paul Roe